Posted by: mamamamahoney | June 2, 2009

The Break-Up

Oh Henry,

 I don’t know how to tell you this.  I just can’t be with you.  My heart just can’t take it.  I won’t be able to meet you at the movies anymore and our mid-afternoon trysts are definitely out.  Please don’t be offended.  It’s not you, it’s me.  Really.  I’ve also had to say goodbye to the Munchkins, the Reese’s twins, the M&M gang and that bitch who always Snickers at me at work.  I can no longer have such unhealthy relationships in my life.  Someday I know we’ll be able to be friends.  I just don’t see you in my immediate future.

Take care and maybe we’ll see each other down the road,

Mamamamahoney

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Responses

  1. LOL! Great job!

    Hopefully they stay away. 😉

  2. I don’t mean to pry, or bring back memories just as you’re packing up the angsty break up songs, but exactly what is an Oh Henry? I’ve heard of them, but I don’t know what they (he!) contain.

    You can totally do this 🙂


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