Posted by: mamamamahoney | November 18, 2008

Multiplication

I’m not much for forwards, but this landed in my email today and I had to share it.  I find it not only true, but hilarious, as well!

 Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply:
 If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
 If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
 If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
 If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
 She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
 So – if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of SHIT!

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